One of these players is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

The Freddy Adu of Marple, Nick's precoscious talents frequently leave team-mate and opponent alike gasping with awe.  

Spookily, when asked by a play-group teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up, NIck replied "A football star".

Veteran player Haggis is in the twilight of his career. yet he offers tantalising hints that he still has ONE great performance left in him...

A true legend in his hometown, Haggis is often bewildered by complete strangers greeting him in the street as if they are old friends.

Gray wrote the book on fly-goalkeeping. It's called 'Fly-goalkeeping: The art of the gods' and is available to buy now.

When asked by his play-group teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up, Gray replied "A spider. Or a rancor monster."

Captain Phil is a no-nonsense player who leads by example, Never shying away from a challenge.

During a chance meeting in 2004, it was Phil who convinced Stuart Pearce that he should enter the world of football management.

Cult hero. Fan favourite. Legend. On the left wing he terrorises defences.

On one of his rare days off, Cryney likes to unwind by singing in a Eurythmics tribute band, with Nathan on keyboards. They are called the 'New-rythmics', and are available to play at weddings, Bar mitzvahs and Xmas parties.

Utility man Bez is just as comfortable in a wide variety of positions, including goallie, sweeper, winger and missonary.

The feature Bez is most proud of is his impressive, 'Gallagher-esque' eyebrows. and he has every right to be proud.

That rarest of things - an old head on young legs, Rick reads the game as well as any player, and plays with a maturity that belies his years.

Interestingly, Rick wears his headband not for practical reasons, but in tribute to his boyhood hero, Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits.