Current First-Team Squad
BACK ROW L-R Nick, Haggis, Gray, Phil, Rick (notice the headband), Cryney and Bez. They made Nick Asian and Cryney Caribbean when they turned our team into a computer game, for marketing reasons. across Asia, Nick is known as 'Nik san'. And Cryney became Caribbean because market research showed that no-one would buy a computer game which featured a ginger character. |
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Loan Signings
Woody
Nathan
Becky (hey, girls are welcome too!)
Beatbox Dave (yes, he DID come once. it's just that he had to leave before most players arrived)
Pants
Johne
JP (oops forgot to add him earlier)
STAT ATTACK
2005/06 STELLA ARTOIS CHAMPIONSHIP
AS OF 15/01/06
P W D L F A GD PTS
Hurricanes 11 10 0 1 124 41 +81 30
Rehab 11 1 0 10 41 124 -81 3
LEADING GOALSCORER
phil sanchez, captain of hurricanes with 38 goals, An impressive ratio of 3.45454545454545454545455 goals per game.
Hag sez - the ratio is actually 3.45454545454545454545454545454545 ad infintium. Stop trying to change the stats to make yourself look better! I mean, how arrogant can you get?
It's amazing to think that Rehab keeper Jamie has had to pick the ball out of the back of his net 124 times... (they have had 3 keepers incidently, big lee, howard and jamie. however tis pretty funny though)
TREATMENT TABLE - currently no injuries, except perhaps to Graham's goldfish.
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